Monday, 8 August 2022

North Coast Classic 600

Unwelcome
Right, that's my bags packed, bike tested and oh I'm a bit warm and weak.

Two weeks of being anti-social, two weeks of shopping at midnight, and one day in the office at work saw two nasty red lines appear on my LFD the weekend before the Calendar event.
The last event needed to claim the Highland Audax SR Pin Badge, to get the 600 PBP pre-qualifier in after a 1000km failure, and just to top it off, an AAA Super Randoneur Series for a fat lump of a rider... If I made it.

My DNS email went to Andy with the comment "I’ll need to ride the Perm version", I got a response containing "It is a wee bit hillier", just a wee bit aye, the calendar event had 6 AAA points, Audax UK's reward for hillier rides each point being for 1000m of climbing provided the route is over the threshold for being "Hilly", the Permanent has 7.5 AAA!

The Highland Audax Permanents had already saved my attempt at that coveted pin badge since the Turra Coo clashed with the 1000km Highland Fling, I would have blogged about that earlier but, well, I got it a bit wrong and tried to take on Cowal on day two on nothing more than a Sausage and Egg roll, and while it wasn't any of that Link nonsense a bit more energy is needed than what the wonders of Lorne Sausage can for that distance.

With my hiking club having a meet arranged for August in Elphin I spotted the perfect opporchancity to get the ride done, there was only one problem, everyone else that could ride it with me said it was a bit close to London-Edinburgh-London for them to do it, an event I looked at briefly and then discarded in the "not bothered" pile largely due to the turn point for "Edinburgh" being Dunfermline, which means crossing the Forth Bridge, passing signs that say Welcome to Fife and probably also seeing the Lomonds, or in other words, far too close to home (20mi).

So I was resigned to riding 600km, 600 brutal km in a desolate landscape devoided of it's human occupants in the 18th and 19th Centuries in favour of a crop of animals that produced a return on their investment in the land (often won from the clan chiefs through bankruptcy or at the card table), those were sheep and deer. The populace forced out to the new settlements on the coast to participate in the Haaf, fishing for the then popular Herring or collecting seaweed for dyes, many were shipped off to America others were refused permission to sail but found ways to go anyway, meanwhile the landowners descendent raised funds from the few remaining tenants and planted a statute high above Golspie on Ben Bhraggie of his father, the 2nd Marquess of Stafford, 1st Duke of Sutherland or more aptly known as "The Bastard".

Fucked it Mate
Training was looking good, my bike going well, then one night as I put the power down after exiting the junction at Dunshelt I suddenly realized I had a fixed wheel, followed by the sound of spokes snapping as I tried to avoid a tyre destroying rear wheel skid and come to a stop.
As I turned the bike upside down (yes I know the rules) on the verge I saw it was as bad as it sounded.
I'd got the chain off the big ring and into the gap, forcing the spokes into all sorts of mangled shapes, it was a new wheel as well only 400km, bugger.
Backup bike it will have to be.


What else could possibly stop me from achieving this ride, this pin badge, this SR series and this AAA SR Series? How about Toothache...
I'm trying to get in the habit of Swimming again, it gives something to do when my legs are knackered from cycling and a bit of CV work, it's also rather handy if you fall off the bike into a big dub or something. (Fir the Dorics, that's the Fife Dub no yir Muddy Dub).  As I tried out one of the local pools I felt a throbbing in my not long Root Canaled and crowed tooth as I put effort in, the following days test ride of the backup bike confirmed this and I knew if it was the tooth then it was coming out and that means time off the bike, time that would be in the period I planned to ride.

I set tentative alternate plans depending on what the dentist decided to do, if the tooth comes out immediately I can ride on the weekend but would barely be with my club mates, or I could ride the following days, or... 
He peered at the X-Ray image on screen, "good news, the existing infection in the tooth is almost gone so we don't need to do anything drastic like haul the tooth out, but you need to brush harder on that gum to stop it getting infected.", I'd say Phew but I knew what was coming next, the needle in the gum, with no anaesthetic and a flush of the bulge in the gum with antiseptic, how is it dentists always make things hurt more? I spent the rest of the day in worse agony than it had started.

But at least it was an all clear to ride.

A Room with a View
The Grampian Speleological Group's hut in Elphin is rather nice even though I can't pronounce their name and has a cracking view of the Assynt mountains from the conservatory that doubles as a dining room.

I sat there eating my Weetabix looking at Cúl Mór pondering as to what I was about to do after a restless night sleep and a missed alarm had me awake at my intended start time. Not that it mattered as I was going to validate by GPS track and it would only affect the arrival time at potential supply stops such as Thurso and Wick Tescos which I need to be at before 10pm and midnight if they were to be of use.

I soon forced myself to roll down the gravel driveway and onto the roadway, within seconds though I ground to a halt at the sign for the Elphin Tea Room, I needed back up proof in case the GPS failed and Selfies were going to have to do the job in places, no matter how much I would have liked it I wasn't getting a cooked breakfast at this hour so a photo of their sign would have to do the job.

Almost a smile!
Getting going again I was prepared for a long hard slog round to Tongue in what's known as Hellfire Corner, also the title of Highland Audaxes 400km ride which I'd finished in May with 20 minutes to spare on the ACP time limit.
My last ride in this direction here was during LeJog on the fully loaded Touring bike so it's no surprize that I was faster on a lightly loaded Audax Bike, but I was surprized at how much faster, 12 minutes better up the Quinaig, I was going well and outside factors were involved with a brisk South Westerly giving that welcome helping hand, however on some of the descents the fatter tyres seem to have done the trick (The bike, luggage and me combination for this was heavier than LeJog)

I thundered into Durness with an average of 20kmh on the clock, I looked at my computer in disbelief and then faffed a lot of it away in the shop trying to figure out what I could eat, a steak slice seemed safe enough and a chicken and bacon mayo sandwich would be safe too, yet horribly dry I eventually gave up on the bread and ate the filling.

Smiling along Loch Orrible
I knew things were going to ease slightly in the hilliness department, but Loch Eribol was still to be rounded and that usually means a headwind in one direction, I seemed to still have the speed though as I set off along the increasingly busy road in an Eastward direction, I've got the passing places pretty much spot on, on the bike provided the oncoming or passing driver knows what you want them to do, and occasionally I was needlessly stopped by drivers who weren't up for passing me as I rolled slowly through the passing place or worse stopped on the entry to it preventing progress entirely until I had stopped, the best however as is to be expected were the wee red vans of royal mail and the blue pickups of Scottish Water, second only to timber trucks in the "not stopping for anyone" stakes, I stop for timber trucks (and get as far out the way as possible, they're nuts), but these guys know the score and can scoot round you almost anywhere.  They also do it repeatedly as they drop off the day's post so you get to know how good they are (unsuspecting tourists in rental cars also find out about their priority of way to these budding Colin MacRae's rather abruptly).

Loch Eribol proved to be sheltered, the wind conveniently coming from West enough a direction that the slog south was not a slog, but also that the slog North was not wind assisted. The Moine however was wind assisted and as I crested the summit the sun shone on Tongue, the Hostel and the campervans parked on the Causeway by the sea, the houses zig-zagging-up the hill, I thought about stopping at the hostel café but felt I'd taken on enough at Durness to get to Bettyhill, where I was convinced there were hot pies for sale.  This also allowed me to take the shore road, I'm not sure I'll do that again as other than a lack of passing places on the narrow bits the hill is I'm sure harder than the hairpins in the village, but it is shorter.

Between Tongue and Bettyhill is an amusing waymarker at Borgie Glen I need to go back to with Hiking Boots or Mountain bike "The Unknown".

I stopped for silly photographs because why not, a minute or two won't hurt will it.

The Unknown

In the Bettyhill shop I scanned around, cake yes, sweets, yes, sandwiches yes, pies... No.

Argh I wanted something warm, not thinking to ask if they still did Pies, I picked a suitably dairy free sandwich and some sweets and went out to sit on the wall. As I looked at the shop window while filling my water bottles I stared directly at a well hidden hot box filled with Steak Slices and Sausage Rolls. I chewed my bread and sweets thinking about what could have been, but I put this disappointment aside when, as I picked the bike up the shopkeeper reminded me that it's flat after Reay in 8 miles.


Flat Round Here
As the Nuclear Waste containment dome of Dounereay power plant came into view the vast expanse of flatishness lay ahead of me, and with the wind still behind me despite easing in strength I could power on along gently, resting my legs for what lay beyond into the night.

My pre-ride knowledge gathering had revealed rather disappointingly that Wednesdays are the day off for Castletown chip shop so I stopped at Thurso Tesco for tea, another sandwich and some fruit, and on to John O Groats for the control, again I expected I would be too late to get anything at least from the shops, I could possibly have got a drink at a bar but didn't fancy the temptation of somewhere warm to sit down in too long.

Despite having started three quarters of an hour later than planned I was concerned about my final pre-night replenishment options, Wick Tesco I had identified shuts at Midnight, I planned based on that being the cut off time before my late start and now I found myself hurtling down the A99 at a good speed with plenty of time to get there before even Sundown, another sandwich etc.

As I set off from Wick Tesco the sun had set and the sky blazed Gold and Red, but the best bit of all was the deserted roads, ideal for making progress through the night.


The A99 and section of the A9 is normally a horror story at the end of LeJog, one of the reasons I chose to ride from Durness when I did it and many others now use the middle road to Tongue, but I skizzed along the silent and damp, occasionally wet roads of the gloaming into the Night, the Berriedale Braes were on my mind, they were my one concern, the descent would be fine I knew, it was the climb that  I feared.

Leaving Wick
They arrived, if anyone could hear me coaxing myself down the hill as fast as I dared they would have heard a selection of swear words surrounded by "Get off the --- Brakes" and "Lean the --- Over", I'm reasonably bold at descending but I could be faster and one of my problems is staying on the brakes too long, often into the corner when everything else is set up to get round, the other is not leaning in enough, just ask Robbie my Tandem Stoker. As I reached the bottom I looked up at the cats eyes climbing ahead, illuminated by my dynamo light slowly dimming as my speed collapsed to a crawl and then I ground to a halt, the problem wasn't the steepness, I was actually riding up ok, it was just my head burst with the slowness after riding everything so well all day. It's only 10% for a kilometer and a half, nothing compared to what I'd stormed up earlier but my head was gone, worked myself up into the fear of the climb, and then it started raining.

I unclipped and started that undignified walk of cycling shame as my glasses misted up.

Early morning phone box snacks
Once up the worst of the brae I remounted and rode through the increasingly heavy rain, I planned to get to Kinbrace before having a snooze on the ground in the shelter at the station, but I wondered if there was something in Helmsdale, and why hadn't I checked the town out in street view before?
Adding to the problem was I was feeling hungry again, my memory said there was a good stone shelter at the junction but this proved to be a fiction of my addled brain.
Near the station I saw a phone box and dived in out the rain clutching the food I'd stashed in my bag at Wick for this purpose, though it was meant to happen when I stopped to bivvy.
It was 30 minutes I shouldn't have spent stopped, standing up in a phone box instead of sitting down preparing to sleep. A wasted 30 minutes


It was still raining heavily but I knew I needed to push on, I didn't think to check Helmsdale station for an open and possibly better shelter, I didn't think to check Kildonnan either as I rode up the Dale towards Kinbrace where I had been set on bivvying on the wooden bench or on the floor of the bus shelter. As I climbed the dale I doubted my route, it looked nothing like I remember from that Icy day Robbie and I rode the 200km round Ben Klibreck but then I know well that nothing looks the same going the other way, nor for that matter in the pouring rain in the dark at 1am compared to in ice and snow in the dark at 8pm.

I also expected to see the glow of the station lights, after all they were on when we did that ride, forgetting that the last train hadn't been when we passed that day, in darkness I arrived at Kinbrace.
344km, Twenty hours and Fifty minutes after I hit start on my computer, I wheeled my bike up to the shelter and realized the wooden bench had been replaced with metal and armrested, designed to ward vagabonds like myself away from a comfortable sleep. It was wet and getting wetter anyway.
I lay my bivvy bag down on the hard platform surface, in my wet kit, so wet I didn't dare put on my down jacket I climbed in and went to sleep, or at least tried to.

Desolate Isolation
At 0415 the timer on my phone chirped, I thought I was cold in the bag, I really need a light weight but warm liner to help with this, or at least to be sensible and put on the down jacket, I undid the draw strings and the cold air of dawn hit me, this got me going. The passenger information told me it was 0420, the next train was going the wrong way and the next one to Lairg was cancelled, so that was temptation sorted. 

I did the maths, for the AUK 14.3kmh pace I had two and a half hours in hand, for the ACP 40hr pace I had thirty minutes, it's not bad, but it's not great.


In the morning gloamin road sleeping sheep woke and legged it in both directions as my free wheel crackled them to life, these Moses moments both concerning and alerting me to the dangers on the road in this desolate glen at this hour the only habitation out here is the Garvault Inn, a white speck against the green and brown of the moor. If you come off, you could be lying there a while. Further on deer bounded around, thankfully always away from me.
A car parked in the middle of nowhere sheltered tent sleepers, now there's an idea (more weight, more bulk, maybe not), and then I recognized the slope, it was where I lost traction in the powderd snow on the way up, now I was on the way down to Syre, not a soul was about, not even a pickup driving farmer to tell me I was nuts.

The Crask Inn
A further failure of preparation was ahead, I had meant to contact the Crask Inn to find out what time breakfast was and if they would be able to serve me, as I climbed the last climb before the plunge to the Kyle of Sutherland I rued this mistake. I got there just before 8 with not a soul around.

The road on from the Crask was busy with workers thundering towards the wind farm construction site, the road widened with coarse gravel allowed them to carry on thundering with a couple of wheels rattling the stones.

I realized my poor sleep was going to haunt me as soon as the climb ended, the long, smooth and fast descent showed me how tired I was, I hoped I could get a snooze at Lairg after Breakfast.

At Lairg the first thing I saw was the sign for a Café and the door wide open, the second thing I saw was the closed sign and the "Opens at 10am", it wasn't yet 9.

I bought yet another uninspiring meal from the local shop and sat on a damp bench that offered no hope of a snooze, but I felt the meal had woken me. After passing more sheltered benches I rolled out of town and down towards the Kyles, once again acutely aware that I needed more shut eye.
I stared at Lairg Station, but carried on, but by Invershin I knew it was either here, Bonar Bridge or Ardgay where I'd need to find something.  I climbed the dirt track to the station and to my relief saw the small wooden shed of a waiting room, no longer than I am tall, and only wide enough for me to perch in the corner on the bench but that 10 minutes with my eyes shut saved my day.

The bottom of the Struie
I had put 15 minutes on the timer but the station maintenance man had come to empty the bins, despite my bike leaning against the station sign he was surprized to see me and his first thought was that I'd slept there all night, I didn't bother to say I had "slept" at Kinbrace but just said I'd taken a quick nap.
The day was feeling warmer already and at Bonar Bridge I stopped to change kit, taking off my warmers and swapping my wool Audax Ecosse jersey for my Mucky Riderz jersey in thin polyester.
And then after that I stopped at the shop in Ardgay, again convinced they did warm food and failing to find it all I bought was a bag of Revels that wouldn't be eaten until I got back to Elphin.

At the bottom of the Struie I was only just holding time, despite the good speed on the road my average since setting off six hours and 45 minutes previously was only 14.3kmh, the minimum speed of the Audax and the one hour and twenty five minutes stopped destroying my hopes of building more margin.

Somewhere up the Struie
The good news about the Struie is that it's quite an enjoyable climb, the bad news about the Struie is after 444km it's quite a challenge to keep riding in places, but I made it up.  On the steep section with the view point a gawking tourist could only muster "Oh Well Done!", I was putting so much in I couldn't get the photograph I wanted of a knackered, panting me and the Kyles below.
And of course as with all these ups, there's a good enjoyable down, all the way down to the A9. Crap. Why hadn't I checked this out properly? I could have... No wait what could I have done? Added distance going round by Dingwall? (There was also a 20m stop at Evanton Co-Op but I'll gloss over that for effect)

I found a gap in the incessant traffic of a touristic August Thursday mid-afternoon and hammered it with all I could find the 6.5k over the Cromarty Bridge and onto the climb to Culbokie, for the second and final time on the ride I got off and pushed due to running out of legs. (Garve Level Crossing doesn't count)

This route over the Black Isle is definitely shorter than going by Dingwall, Maryburgh and Tore, but it's also much hillier, maybe if I ride again I'll try the cheeky longer but flatter option.

It had to happen eventually though, in 42 hours it's bound to happen, someone would at some point get upset with me for some reason and hit the horn, after climbing out of Munlochy I was hurtling down the narrow road towards North Kessock and having spent the previous few hours riding single track roads I was of course rather confident in my bike handling at speed, on descents, going through small gaps to get round oncoming cars and I saw the land rover driver move over to make space for me to go through, so much to their fright, I did, squeezing through the gap about twice the width of my bike at 48kmh while turning round a corner. Really it was fine, you could have got a bus through there...

The Aultguish Inn and the Glascarnoch Dam
North Kessock was the turning point for me, as I'd started in Elphin and be getting to North Kessock when stuff was open I was allowed to turn here rather than ride over the Kessock Bridge and back, it would reduce the distance from 612km to 601km, but it's the 600+ that matters for the points and the bridge has no impact on the AAA. This is also the start and end point of the calendar event, I knew this was a good long gentle section compared to the rest of the ride, but it's such a long dull slog all the way up to the Dam, and I always forget about the plateau by the loch not being flat either. 

However eventually I felt my pace quicken without input, Braemore junction came into view and very soon after passed me by, climbing this hill on Hellfire Corner so close to the end, was Hell, descending it, so close to the end was Heaven right up to the point I was reminded that it doesn't plunge right into Ullapool and there's the long slog beside Loch Broom.

I stood on Shore Street at Twenty to Nine, I thought about trying to get a fish supper but that would take time to eat, I've done 582km, I've done them in 37hrs 56minutes, I have, two hours 4 minutes to do 23km to make ACP pace, I have 4 hours, 4 minutes to make AUK pace, only that later number matters really as this isn't an ACP event.
I've lost half an hour today already, so I went to Tesco.

Darkness Looms
I had the fear for this last section, the start of the Hellfire Corner roads, on Hell Fire Corner going the other way I walked every climb, today going the opposite direction I stomped them out with all I had left, I wanted to beat 40hrs.

Yet still I stopped for some photos to send to friends before the phone signal went, as much to say I'm still Ok, because at the end there is no signal to report safety.

I eeked out what I could on the descents, taking the same approach as on the Berriedale Braes, and as I rolled into Elphin I thought I'd done it.


But I hadn't, missing 40hrs by just short of 4 minutes.

Bugger. Not that it matters, as this is a Permanent and therefore only exists under AUK rules.

But still, it would have been nice to know I'd have managed it as an ACP event.

Stats:

Distance: 606.5km (all those mini detours soon add up)
Total Time: 40:03:45
Moving Time: 32:52:58
Stopped Time: 07:10:47
Maximum Speed: 65.7Kmh
Average Moving Speed: 18.4Kmh
Average Speed: 15.1Kmh
Under Audax UK rules my time limit is set for the 601km route at 14.3kmh or a nudge over 42 hours, under ACP Rules the time allowed is fixed at 40hrs


Monday, 21 February 2022

Tour of East Lothian 2022

The tour of East Lothian is also known as "Audax Ecosse's re-enactment of Napoleons retreat from Moscow", this is largely due to the tendency for the routes summit at the Red Stane Rigg to be snowy, very snowy.

However this year was very different, it was wet, very wet.

I hadn't been planning to ride the ToEL this year and instead do a 200 from home to get my 2nd of the month, however Joseph had planted a seed to ECE it and when Robbie asked the organizer if there were any spare cards and suggested I did too, well how could I resist!

The weather forecast was looking pleasant mid-week, unseasonably mild and dry, things were looking good, then it went down hill as each check revealed a heavy band of rain kicking in from 9am bang on East Lothian.

We thought about starting at Ferrytoll Park and Ride which would conveniently be 50km each way, but then, what's the fun in getting up at 5am to drive to ride a bike when you can get up at 4am to ride your bike and get a train home!

The Wee Hours in Kinrosshire

Robbie and I sat bleary eyed and barely awake in my living room eating Weetabix while waiting for Joseph.  I saw the neighbours security light flick on and knew it was time, the night was still dark and the roads damp but the air was dry.  We slipped out into the early morning heading West for Falkland and Strathmiglo to pick up the main road to Milnathort, I struggled to keep up to begin with on the gentle climb, whether they slowed or I woke up I don't know and don't plan to ask but by Arlary I was back on and we were taking turns as we rode through the cobbled centre of Kinross.  Early morning shops slowly waking up on this Sabbath.

The long gentle climb to Kelty, or as the locals call it F**king Kelty went briskly, very few had yet stirred and we mostly had the road to ourselves, at Crossgates I spotted the shop had moved and there was a new outdoor ATM, a major boon for riders of the classic Permanents that visit here, the descent to Dalgety bay and onto the bridge followed, Robbie noted that this would likely be the last time he rode the Forth Bridge before LEL as he's off to 'Nam for work at some point in the near future.

Forth Road Bridge

I'd made the mistake of following the NCN1 route on the map and rode up a ramp into the Forth Bridge Control car park and up to a gate in front of a housing development, I quickly figured out how to get onto the normal route and we skimmed through Dalmeny and along to Crammond Brig where rather than continue into Edinburgh we took to Crammond Village and then along the sea front into Newhaven  as the dull light of an overcast day reached it's peak.

Firth is Scots for Fjord and applies to Sea Lochs forming the interface of river to sea, you can also find Sounds in Scotland which is a cognate of Sund also used for Fjords in Norse but generally applying to through channels between land masses, in Gaelic they're called Caols Scoticised to Kyles.

A bit of urban traffic light pain got us through to Portobello and onto the sea front esplanade there for the last wee bit into Joppa and then Musselburgh, in previous years I've seen riders eating in cafés near the start but they had all repurposed themselves so we retraced to Greggs to attach their breakfast menu, sadly I made a mistake of assuming normal Sausage order applied and that it would be Sausage or Link, not Sausage or Lorne.  One of the helpers arrived for his breakfast and spoke to us as we stuffed food into our already empty bellies.

Breakfast #2

Gluttony completed we rode up to the start and collected out brevet cards, the rain started as we set off to the South.  We split up naturally as we picked up other riders and the route started it's ramp up, Robbie latching onto one of the more natural climbers, Joseph and I held back by Gravity could only watch him disappear up the hill.  Some sections of the route had escaped my memory and I started worrying that when I'd put the ECE together I'd routed wrong, but this turned out to not be the case as groups of faster riders passed.

The Rigg proper starts at Gifford, we had initially hoped to hold on for breakfast 2 until here but I'd identified the need to have some level of buffer would mean Musselburgh made sense, other riders however had already packed into the Lantern Rouge café, I suppose when you only need to maintain 12kmh rather than 14.3kmh it's not so difficult, it's also not so difficult if you can climb and are decently fast on the flat too.

A view from the Rigg

The climb starts with a bit of tough undulation before slowly ramping you up to the peak gradient, I've never made it up having failed at the same sport every time, I've never noticed the grit bin, I wish Robbie had hung back to distract me.
At the top the views were typical of a dreich Scottish day, so I stopped and waited for Joseph, a few more riders summited before him and as we sped off down the hill I thought he was directly behind me as I called gravel on the turn up the Whiteadder, I always think it's downhill through here but after a bit of climbing it becomes a rollercoaster ride of small peaks and big troughs to batter up and race down with a few tight turns, another peak, a right hand turn and a massive hole in the road on a descent to a cattle grid.  At Garvald I decided to wait for Joseph when I saw a 5* Audax Hotel, and we set off again, however he never managed to hang on, the road from Garvald is still technical in places with some sketchy twisty descending trying out my already knackered brake pads and frayed nerves.

Garvald

I rode into Dunbar soaking wet, cold and questioning my life choices, I decided I should bounce it and just as I was trying to remember how to take off my gloves Robbie shouted from the door of Umbertos, "It's warm in here".  I suppose I'd been trying to avoid the comfort of warm but I changed my mind and went in, the steak baguette seemed suitably dairy free and the chocolate cake, although not dairy free I rejected ice cream or cream and asked for to be served first.

Eating the sweet first is something I've developed through cycling, getting that sugar hit in early before the slower burning bread and protein course gives a good kick and I find reduces the post eating lull.
Robbie spotted Joe arrive at the Co-Op but didn't get a chance to call him in before he charged in and reappeared with a typical Audax meal.
I started to worry a bit about time but Robbie pointed out it wasn't event 2pm and I had till 7pm to get to Waverly to finish the ECE in time.  I spent 40mins drying out a bit.

A day for bouncing between questioning your
life choices and channelling your inner Jens Voigh

Another feature of the ToEL is there is always a raging Westerly along the coast, well today there was a raging Easterly and that meant an atypically gentle spin back to Musselburgh but not before climbing back up to Haddington on roads that were very flooded and needed some MTBing techniques to maintain speed through the standing water (that being arse off the back of the saddle ready to lift the front wheel if I felt it drop into a pot hole), on the coast the anticipated shove arrived and we barely had time to read the info control as we shot past the Cockenȝie petrol station.

We had thought we might have caught up with Jospeh but it wasn't to be, he had put the power in to get to Waverly well ahead of us, so we sat in Musselburgh Costa still wondering WTF we were doing while also slowly taking in that Type 2 fun had actually happened (and maybe even some Type 1!!!)

The Innocent Railway

The leg into Edinburgh was fairly easy, except I missed a hop onto a cycle track and had us briefly on the A1 for a sprint between traffic lights and a roundabout.  Thankfully it was easy to pick up the cycle track on the Innocent railway and as we left the tunnel our routes diverged, I said good bye to Robbie and doubled back for a loop of Arthurs Seat that I needed to get my distance up.  I misread a road closure and found myself out of the park and trying to pick my way round the edge passing through medical centre and boolin club car parks before finding a gate in the wall that took me onto the road I wanted to complete my lap and back onto the roads where I'd left them.  Into the old town and a short section of the Royal Mile before descending onto Waverly Bridge and into the station with and hour to spare.

Unfortunately this was also the same hour where there are no trains stopping at my station so I grabbed an overpriced pasty from a stall and stood around until I worked out where my train was for the trip home.





Quick rest to sort bits at Crammond Brig

Along the Silverburn Seafront

Along the Silverburn Seafront



Greggs



Up the Rigg

Up the Rigg

Up the Rigg

Off the Rigg





A summary of the days weather




Wednesday, 12 January 2022

Through the Night

The golden light of sunset drapes the fields that the ribbon of rough tarmac I'm confined to winds. As the golden sunset fades to the gloaming, my light makes it's presence felt at first on the reflective road signs before marking its presence on the road.
Slowly it becomes more important while my eyesight is starved of the world.

Eventually, I'm riding in a bubble of light, no longer can I see where the road goes through the fields and trees, just a few meters ahead are their fences, and branches jutting over the road to the side. 
An owl flutters out from the unseen and swoops onto the road and returns skywards with a mouse in its beak.

Picking up speed through the obstacles of the descending road, my tyres skizz as I pick up speed.
A rough patch here and a pothole there, these obstacles enter my bubble of light but briefly, I have little time to respond.
Sometimes I don't react in time, a sudden shudder or clatter is my reward for inattention.

My machine whirrs below me, I feel resistance in my legs and  I look into the dark nothingness where my cassette lives.
I've only the feel of the bike to live by.

Between the trees White Eyes glow, White eyes, White whose eyes are they? Deer!
A stag steps into the road, I slow to a halt, he's taking all the time in his world, thankfully I can still see him in my stand light so I can count.
12 points, he's a Monarch, in the middle of the road the king stops.
He looks to his left where I stand, nods slightly and carries on, launching over the fence effortlessly.

In this momentary pause I look skywards, in the clear moonless sky the milky way looks upon me as I stare in awe.
I'm rudely woken from wonder by a sound, I look back and see another light some distance behind. 

I carry on at my pace up this hill, occasionally I look back and see the other light is catching me, at some point over the whirr of my invisible gears I hear a missed gear change and associated swearing.
Despite the mistake he's getting closer.

The other rider's light joins mine with the scrubbing of brakes and a hello,
I know him and we start talking.
We agree to ride together, he may be a better climber but I'd dropped him on the last descent, it's evened out.  Through the night we continue together, looking for the oasis of light that is the motorway service area of the next control.

When we get there riders are draped over the seats of the 24hr McDonalds, some sleeping, others just dozing. More riders are tucking into the burgers and ice creams that will fuel them through the night.
I contemplate joining the sleepers as I tuck into mine.

Back out into the darkness, alone again as my companion has opted to sleep when I have not. 
I navigate the carpark while a slight bluing arrives on the horizon.
Back out into the countryside the sounds of the motorway fade and are replaced by birdsong.

Slowly my bubble of light retreats, the blue of the sky lightens, the fences turn to fields, branches to trees, and then the golden hue of sunlight arrives.
And on I ride with a smile of satisfaction that I've made it through the night.